It doesn’t make sense for a lot of reasons, but I love Andy Kaufman. In fact, I’m probably the biggest Andy Kaufman fan you know, because I am guessing you don’t know too many others. It doesn’t make sense because most of Andy’s prime years came before I was born, so I had to experience him in retrospect. Retrospect was a lot harder to do in the mid-90’s when I was first turned on to him. It doesn’t make sense because there isn’t really a whole lot to like about Andy Kaufman. He is probably most famous for the TV show Taxi, which was also probably his worst work. He didn’t make a lot of movies, and the ones he did make don’t hold up. He was a performance artist (he preferred “song and dance man”) above all else, but even that devolved into a bizarre foray into professional wrestling toward the end of his short life. But for whatever reason, my pre-to-early teen self felt a connection with Mr. Kaufman. I felt like I got him. It doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t change how I feel.
In 1999, director Milos Forman made a relatively well done film about Andy’s life called Man on the Moon starring Jim Carrey, which you probably saw and forgot about. If my memory serves me, this movie came out around Christmas time, because every single one of my friends wanted to take me to see the movie as my Christmas gift. To this day, I have never seen a movie in the theater more times than I saw Man on the Moon, and I didn’t pay to see it once. In fact, I saw it 4 times before I saw it with my then-girlfriend. I lied to her about this fact because she had planned to take me as part of a larger, more special gift and I felt that if she knew I had already seen the movie 4 times she might feel that the gift would be cheapened. She was a really great girl and I liked her a lot. Now, just about a decade later, we don’t speak and haven’t for several years. I should have appreciated that time while I was experiencing it. Such is life.
Anyway, there is a scene in the movie that kept playing over and over in my head when it looked more and more that my Philadelphia Phillies had a realistic chance of acquiring my favorite non-Phillie of my lifetime, Roy Halladay. One line from this scene played over and over, louder and louder in my head when it became increasingly likely that said Halladay acquisition would require my Phillies to deal Cliff Lee, a stud pitcher of whom I am also very fond. In the scene, Kaufman’s BFF Bob Zmuda (played by Paul Giamatti) takes Andy to a brothel to blow off some steam. The working ladies line themselves up in front of Kaufman and Zmuda with the idea that Andy will pick the one he likes and go to town, so to speak. Andy, feigning shyness around the ladies, sort of closes his eyes and points to two different women. Zmuda tells Andy that he needs to pick one. Andy replies, in a German accent for some reason, “I vill have zem bot!”
That is the line that repeats itself over and over in my head when I think about the trade(s) that bring us Roy Halladay and lose us Cliff Lee. I don’t want to make up my mind. “I will have them both!”
I’ve put off writing this for as long as I felt like I could. It probably would be prudent to put it off for a little while longer. I hoped to feel differently about this, and given time I still might. But I’ve spent the better part of six months conjuring up scenarios that would bring Roy Halladay to the Phillies and now that this little dream of mine has come true, I never imagined I would feel so…disappointed. Maybe disappointed isn’t the right word, but it’s the first word that comes to mind. Perhaps nonplussed. Ambivalent works too. This is not how I thought I would feel at all. This is not how I want to feel.
Don’t get me wrong, the trade works. It makes the Phillies better in 2010 and gives them a shot to keep this World Series window open a year or two longer. The Phillies aren’t the Yankees. They have to work within a budget. I understand that. I understand that Cliff Lee wanted to become a free agent and sign as large a contract as the market would bear after the 2010 season. It’s hard to blame a guy for that, especially since he’s been badly outperforming his current contract for the last two seasons and probably will in 2010. I understand that it is a good idea to maintain a productive major league feeder system in the minor leagues, and trading Lee to Seattle replenishes what was lost to Toronto to acquire Roy Halladay to a certain extent. I get it. It’s prudent. It makes sense. And that’s probably why I hate it.
Well, hate isn’t the right word either, but as you can see I am still searching. I LOVE Roy Halladay. I am fired up to get him but I can’t help but feel like the Phillies missed a rare opportunity here. Perhaps a once in a lifetime opportunity. Some of you will agree with me on this and perhaps more of you won’t, but either way I don’t think I’ll be able to change your mind with what I have to say. The reason is because I’m talking as much about a life philosophy as a baseball philosophy. In life, as in baseball, you don’t get that many opportunities to be great. Truly great. Transcendent. With this trade, the Phillies set themselves up to be very good for a long time. That’s fine. But if the Phillies had traded Roy Halladay and held on to Cliff Lee, fully acknowledging that they would not be able to sign him after this season, the team could have had transcendent greatness in 2010. Instead, they will just be very good in 2010 and probably for the next 3-4 seasons going forward. Aspiring to be great requires greater risk than simply being good, but the reward cannot be measured. 2010 could have been one of, if not the best year of our life as Phillies fans. We could have watched one of the most dominant rotations of our lifetime in Halladay/Lee/Hamels/Who-cares-because-they-won’t-start-in-the-playoffs-anyway paired with one of the best offenses/defenses in baseball.
Instead, the Phillies will be one of the best teams in the National League. More than likely they’ll make the playoffs and we’ll just have to hope for the best once they get there. But hoping for the best didn’t work out so great last year in the World Series. The Yankees were clearly better than the Phillies were and they will be again in 2010. Now that the Red Sox have signed John Lackey, they are probably better than the Phillies too should they beat the Yankees and represent the AL in the ‘10 World Series. Let me present you with this: If the Phillies had traded for Halladay instead of Lee at the ‘09 trading deadline, and we assume that Halladay takes Lee’s World Series starts, is the outcome any different? I don’t see a way in which you can argue that it is. Pitching wasn’t the only reason we didn’t beat the Yankees, but it didn’t help that we trotted out a clearly spent Pedro Martinez in game 6 either. My point is that I felt the Phillies were an arm short last year and trading for Halladay and dealing away Lee doesn’t really solve that issue.
As I mentioned, I realize that there were practical issues that came with trading for Roy Halladay in terms of dollars and prospects. But I don’t buy for a second that trading Cliff Lee was the only way to solve them. It was the safest way, also probably the easiest, and while I learn that a lot of people disagree with me as I make my way through life, safe and easy decisions have a ceiling. You get to be very good. You get to keep your job. Whatever. I don’t care about any of that.
They way I see it, there were other ways the Phillies could have made this work. First of all, they could have non-tendered Chad Durbin. They’d save about $2 million right there. I think they should have done that anyway, but that’s beside the point. We’re hearing reports that the Phillies tried to shop Joe Blanton to no avail. Bullshit. Randy Wolf just signed for 3 years and around $30 million with the Milwaukee Brewers. Are you telling me that there isn’t a team out there that would be willing to give up one decent prospect for 1 year and $6-7 million of Joe Blanton instead of throwing Randy Wolf money at Joel Piniero or Jason Marquis? Really? Even after Brad Penny, a health and attitude risk, signed for $7.5 million with incentives that could take him to $9 million in St. Louis? And wouldn’t that prospect, along with the draft picks you got for allowing Cliff Lee to walk after the season, be just about the same thing you got when you traded Lee to Seattle? Yes, the prospects would probably be a year or two further away, but the prospects the Phillies got from Seattle aren’t exactly knocking on the door either. And if you really, truly couldn’t trade Blanton, wouldn’t Shane Victorino almost certainly bring a better prospect? I’m baffled. Ruben Amaro, Jr. missed one here. I really believe that.
This thing is all so dissatisfying because I know that watching Roy Halladay for the next 4-5 years will be one of the great joys of my life. But I won’t be able to do it without wondering what might have been. As if I haven’t said enough already, let’s sort through some of the other issues of the trade, some good, some bad, bullet-point style:
- Cole Hamels has to return to his 2008 form now. He absolutely has to. I buy most if not not all of the reasons for his disappointing ‘09 season and have a lot of confidence that he will indeed bounce back. But I don’t think that it’s the lock that everyone seems to be assuming it is. Those among us with statistical analysis leanings (I am an appreciator and an admirer, but not a card-carrying member) point to several numbers, most notably an absurdly high BABIP that would make it seem that a lot of Hamels failures can be attributed to bad luck. Again, I buy this for the most part. I watched all of Hamels’ starts last year and what I saw was a guy who, yes, was mentally exhausted and blooped and bleed to death. I also saw a guy who clearly needs to make an adjustment to a league that has adjusted to him. Cole is a two-pitch pitcher and while his changeup is among the most dominant in the game, if he only has that and the fastball major league hitters can sit on one or the other and hit him. That’s why I don’t think that 100% of Hamels’ failures last year can be written off as bad luck. I don’t think baseball works that way over an entire season. A lot of “cheap” hits fell in against Cole because hitters took a good approach to him and fought him off. The key to Hamels’ success in 2010 will be the development of a 3rd pitch, probably his curveball, to give hitters something else to think about at the plate. I think it’s an adjustment he will make, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it.
- If we’re going to attribute Hamels’ season to bad luck, the same statistical measures would have you believe that JA Happ had a lot of good luck in 2009. I think we can expect some sort of regression for Happ in 2010, which puts our rotation in a similar place. So, in my opinion, still not good enough.
- I don’t know a whole lot about the prospects coming our way from Seattle, but the consensus among people who do seems to be that they are not as good as the ones we sent to Toronto. That’s to be expected. I have no problem with acquiring two pitchers as you can never, ever have enough pitching. I do wonder about the outfield prospect, Tyson Gillies, not because he isn’t good, but because even after dealing Mike Taylor to Toronto (who will ship him to Oakland, by the way), the Phillies system still has a ton of outfield depth. Gillies is a speed guy and we already have two of those in Anthony Gose and Quintin Berry. An infielder or catcher seems like a better move here, especially because it doesn’t appear that Gillies is a blue-chipper.
- Roy Halladay’s extention at 3 years and $60 million, is fantastic mostly because of the years. They money is slightly below market value as well, but not having to pay $20 million for a 37 or 38 year old pitcher (there is a vesting option for a 4th year) is great.
- Ruben Amaro should get ripped for giving Jamie Moyer a 2 year deal before the ‘09 season as much or more than he should be praised for any of the other good moves he has made. I had no problem with the money Moyer earned last season as a thank you for ‘08. He could have earned more for all I care. But two guaranteed years for a 46 year old pitcher is stupid. Was Moyer really getting 2 years from anyone else? Do you think the Phillies could use an extra $8 million right now?
I’m sure I’m forgetting things, but I think I’ve said just about all I have to say about this right now. Come opening day, I imagine I will be 100% on board and the biggest Roy Halladay fan on the planet. But for right now, I’m just…I don’t know. I still can’t find the right word.





